Wanted- A Poem by Melissa Keir

Wanted
HELP WANTED
Seven vertically challenged,
hard working 
(albeit one has narcolepsy) men 
looking for a maid/housekeeper.

She must be willing to put up 
with different personalities 
(one is kind of grumpy),
mine dust,
and a lack of modern conveniences.

Ideally, she should whistle while she works 
and love nature.  
Pay in the form of jewels is negotiable.

Ladies looking for Prince Charming,
with family squabbles,
or apple allergies- NEED NOT APPLY