You know, honey,
I just don’t understand Cindy-
always complaining about me being gone.
You would think that
the palace, and the six kids-
would keep her busy.
Besides being a prince is tough work.
I have to collect the taxes,
organize those hunts,
and take care of my subjects.
Some subjects like you,
need my special attention.
She just doesn’t understand me-
Not like you.
You never complain about
my inattention,
how much money I spend
or the mess my dogs make.
You are such a special person, Tammy.
That’s not your name? Sammy?
Cammy? What’s the difference?
Here’s a little present,
a pair of slippers, honey-
Because You mean everything to me.