A Not So Charming Prince

A Not So Charming Prince-


You know, honey,
I just don’t understand Cindy- 
always complaining about me being gone.  
You would think that
the palace, and the six kids-
would keep her busy.  
 

Besides being a prince is tough work.  
I have to collect the taxes,
organize those hunts,
and take care of my subjects. 
Some subjects like you,
need my special attention.  
 

She just doesn’t understand me-
Not like you.  
You never complain about  
my inattention,
how much money I spend
or the mess my dogs make. 


You are such a special person, Tammy. 
That’s not your name? Sammy?
Cammy? What’s the difference?
Here’s a little present,
a pair of slippers, honey-
Because You mean everything to me.