#1 Use the Triangle of Life or you will be a part of the circle of life.
#2 Bridges are bad in any disaster
#3 Only go to the top floor of a building if your ex-husband is The Rock and he's coming in a helicopter.
#4 Karma is a *itch... don't leave your gf's daughter in a car to save yourself- Can you say Shipping Container!
#5 There's better things in the firetruck than in any other place to loot!
#6 Make friends with funny British guy and his cute but smart younger brother who has an extensive map of the city!